“I like you,” Jeff said as he came up behind me and kissed me on my neck, “I like you, a lot.”
He wrapped his arms around me and pulled me close. I could tell by his embrace that this was more than just a hug. He had other things on his mind.
I was in the middle of folding a load of laundry and then I had to do the dishes and then I just wanted to sit and be left alone but as Jeff continued to kiss me on my neck and press his body against mine, my mind was changed
This might be kind of fun.
I knew that we would have limited time since the movie the kid were watching wouldn’t hold their attention long but that sorta made it exciting. It was kind of like in college when you wanted to do it but you knew your roommate would be back in 20 minutes. You went at it fast and furious. The time limit made it hot.
“Why don’t you lock the door,” I said turning around to face him. A big grin spread across his face and he skipped across the room to close and lock the door.
Then it was like a big hurricane of clothes hit our bedroom. Laundry flew off the bed and the ones on our bodies where ripped off.
We made the most of our few minutes and to finish with a bang, it was decided that our position should be changed. I thought that I would be smooth and try a move that I saw in a movie. I lifted my leg to make it one swift turn when suddenly Jeff began cussing.
At first I thought I had done something that made him feel good but soon I realized he was covering his nose.
“You totally kicked me in the nose,” he said.
“I did?” I said.
“Yeah, when you moved you kicked me. Why would you do that?” he continued.
“Sorry. I saw this move in a movie and I thought it would be hot if I tried it,” I explained.
“Well, I am guessing it didn’t end with one person having a broken nose?” he said.
“Sorry,” I said again. “I am sure you will be fine but we have to hurry the kids will be at the door soon.”
“Um, yeah.” he said, “I am going to need a minute.”
I laid back down and let out a sigh so much for finishing. I guess its best to leave the fancy moves to the people who know what they are doing.
HILARIOUS! I can’t believe you went there, lady!
Oh no!!!! I hope it wasn’t really broken and he didn’t have to explain how at the ER!!
(I am super clumsy and I think my husband spends most of “our time” worried that I am going to injure him.)
That is hilarious. I’ve done it before. Poor Hubby.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man when you need to do it quick you never try out new moves. Those moves are saved for when the kids are at the grandparents.
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Ahahahaha! True.
*laughing* Oh gosh. Yeah. Yeah, we’ve been there. From the this this and this to do including wanting to be left alone, to the flurry leading up to some big huge interruption – someone opening the door, standing outside saying mom/dad, what r u doing in there? baby crying, or someting more along the lines of what you’re talking about. New moves that didn’t work out so well, one person ending up maimed. lol The joy of parenting. Kuddos for trying!
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I’ve popped him one in the eye before, and squished some jubblies with an elbow or knee. I don’t get the big deal. If he hurts *me* playing with the ladies too vigorously, or “accidentally” starting in at the wrong end, he expects playtime to continue. At least we finally got the kid out of our bed, so we don’t have to sneak out and have a “date” where guests would prefer not to read about!
Ludicrous Mama´s last [type] ..Hoo Are You 38
Those slick moves in the movies have a lot to answer for! LOL
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This is yet another reason why I TOTALLY want my kids to watch television…except for the kicking my husband in the nose thing.
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Snort! Coffee over screen! Thanks for the laugh
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This is too funny!
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Oh my goodness… this cracked me up…
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Ha ha! So funny. Sounds like something that would happen at our house. Your hubby rocks not minding you sharing this post. Mine would murder me but he’s more private that way.
This sounds like my life. Very funny! I agree with Bruna about posting it! Ha! my husband would divorce me…. for sure
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See! I keep telling my husband that sh*t is dangerous!
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Bravo — well done! You know of course that those TV/movie people have their scenes choreographed. I don’t know if it was a typo, but you said “finish with a BAG”. Very interesting.
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Too funny. Totally something that would happen to me
You totally get points for effort in my book. Rock on!
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BWHAHAHA! Too funny!
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What kind of movie did you see that move on? Ninja Vixens Of Death?
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Jen, leave it to you to share a story like this, but thank goodness he didn’t end up in the ER!
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OMG!!! I think we’ve all been there at some point or another. Hubby and I are at the point where we laugh hysterically and keep on going when things like this happen. It keeps things fun!
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Lol! Poor guy, though I think Eric would of sucked it up and kept going as I am rarely that adventurous during the day
Emmy´s last [type] ..No Joke-Shouldnt Have Told Them
We sneak upstairs and lock the door all the time.
And Al could get stabbed in the kidney and keep on going. A kick to the nose? Psshhhh.
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I love it!! Nice swift kick in the face. See, I bet that was the plan the whole time…You’re playin’ it cool like you REALLY wanted to have sex, but you didn’t. so instead, you kicked him in the nose.
I’m wise to you, Jen.
Don’t worry. I won’t tell.
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ok, seriously? did you bust his nose??
Good lord. Too much.
MommaKiss´s last [type] ..First Toof
This is hilarious! I love the dialogue at the end. I would totally try to pull off something I saw in a movie too and it would probably end up like this as well.
So I guess it wasn’t broken then? He doesn’t need his nose to do that anyway… gah! ;P
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OMG. One of the funniest posts I’ve ever read!
You are a brave, brave woman sharing a sex story on your blog! You go girl!!!
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HahahaHA! Oh man! I can’t believe this happened! I commend you for trying something new on such short notice though- wish my kids watched tv for longer than 30 seconds… we’re fast but not THAT fast!
I can’t quit laughing. Seriously, Jenn. I found this post through Rachel’s “about me” section and like, I don’t know what to say to you.
Things going through my mind:
This is freaking hilarious.
I can’t believe she POSTED this!
Mental note: Don’t do what she did!
She really posted this!
Gah this crap is funny!
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Glad you like it.
And what can I say, I like to push the envelope just a little bit.
And its just sex? Why can’t we blog about sex, its not like no one in the blogosphere has never done it?
Totally agree with you. And, let’s face it…it makes for an interesting read!
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