We are all looking for things. We all want answers to certain questions. We all just need to know. Well, thankfully, we live in a place where the world is at our finger tips because of the internet. Thankfully, because of Google, we can search for and ask anything and answers will come to us.
Well, here are some things that people were searching for that lead them to me (aka this blog) for the answers. I am a helpful person so, I am going to see if I can help them out.
what do murloc’s say? Yes, we do know what murloc’s say and we know what cows say and what giraffes say and what fish say. We like to teach our kids what a variety of animals says. Its more fun.
having children sucks. Well, I don’t really think this is true but I do understand because there are a lots of time where I wish that I could be somewhere else and not home with the kids. Being a parent is hard.
penis wiggling naked police. Um, yeah. I don’t really know what you were searching for, well I have an idea but I can guarantee that you will not find it there. I can’t even tell you were to look. Just move along.
children under 2 with diarrhea. Well, this is never fun. I have been involved in my fair share of diarrhea and let me tell you it is not fun, especially when there are multiple children under 2 with that ailment.
four year old boy extremely active. I just have one thing to say about this, Duh!
girl stomps on bug, rings doorbell. When there are bugs around that I am stomping on or running away from, I don’t stop and ring the doorbell. I am just running threw the door, no matter if its my house or not. Bugs chasing me is serious stuff.
how many months in spring? Really. Seriously. Someone actually Google this!? But wait? Do I know the answer? Maybe I should Google it?
I heard the doorbell ring what should I do? Well, there are two choices. You can open the door or you can run and hide. I like to run and hide, expect I have big windows in my front door so you can see in my house and people can see me running and hiding. So I usually have to open the door. But I think hiding would me much more fun.
mouse crawled up a little girl’s pants. Get it out! The mouse must be totally freaking out and scared to death.
peed while playing video games. I don’t have this problem. Now, I may or may not have peed while blogging.
on the train to crazy town. Yup, I am totally riding that train!
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