Our love was a love like no other. It is full of passion and desire.
He made me happy and completed a need in me that no one else could satisfy.
But there was just one problem with our relationship, it only lasted for a few short weeks every year.
Those weeks were the best of my life
Every year, when the snows began to melts I know that he is getting ready to come back to me.
I begin to feel a pull on my heart that I just can’t ignore.
There is a bubbling in my stomach that makes me giddy.
He is calling to me in a way that only he can.
Sure, I love my husband but this love is something that I can’t explain.
It just happened, I had to give into it. I was powerless to stop it.
I must go to him.
He must be mine.
I just have to have him.
And soon things between us begin to heat up and I can’t stop myself.
I just gotta take him for all he’s worth.
And as usual, I will totally regret it in the morning.
*This post is part of Writer’s Workshop*
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What a wonderful love story. And it ends with some stuff on your face…
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Holy shit you are so funny. I finally found something that we disagree about- I can’t stand those things…I can’t even type the name…
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Jen Reply:
March 17th, 2011 at 9:12 pm
I am just going to pretend you didn’t say this.
But don’t worry, I still love you.
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Thanks foe the laughs…I had to hop over from my email to see the pics because I knew they’d be funny!
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Oh Jen, you’re wicked. Those pictures… so funny!
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Jen Reply:
March 17th, 2011 at 9:12 pm
Oh, wicked. I love it.
Bwhahahahahaha
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I’m a mini egg girl myself, but I totally get this. Easter candy is so addicting.
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I *knew* your true love was going to be Cadbury Cream Eggs.
For he’s my love too.
And I’ve been suspicious he’s been sneaking away to be eaten by some other woman.
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HAHAAAA!! A Cadbury Orgy! While I can’t actually relate (I can’t stand them) all my men LOVE them. I bought them each one after this weeks baseball game. They are pretty cute in their little package though.
I love that last pic, btw. Priceless.
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OH MY GARAGE, you are killin’ me. That last picture – too much. p.s. ever made cupcakes w/ those inside? pretty much superawesome.
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Jamie Reply:
March 17th, 2011 at 9:41 am
Seriously!?! In cupcakes? That sounds like heaven…. Please share. Pretty, pretty please. With cadbury eggs on top.
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MommaKiss Reply:
March 17th, 2011 at 9:50 am
here’s an example – wicked easy – i don’t do the crazy green/jellybean top – just cream cheese frosting. uh huh.
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/04/03/this-morning-i-made-cadbury-creme-egg-cupcakes
this one would work for ya, too:
http://foodproof.com/blogs/view/post/cadbury-cream-egg-filled-chocolate-cupcakes-499
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Jen Reply:
March 17th, 2011 at 10:13 am
Hot Damn! I need to make these.
Oh girl, I am laughing so hard. I love cadbury eggs too, but the caramel ones, OMG they are the bomb!!!
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I so love you! And the cadbury eggs too…
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You are hilarious!!!
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OMG I love Cadbury Porn. HILARIOUS!
(found you through MamaKat’s)
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Oh that last picture! Bahahahaha, I don’t think most of us would be brave enough to post ourselves like that, though I can guarantee I have looked just like that at times
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OMFreakinGosh, you are so damn funny!!! That last pic almost made me pee in my pants.
I feel ya, girlfriend. I love those Cadbury eggs just as much as you do!!!
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LOVE LOVE LOVE this post. These pictures are priceless!!!!!!! I also love these scrumptious eggs…the Snicker’s eggs are also to die for. Cadbury in general is the shiz.
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LOL! Here I was going to guess shamrock shakes.
My best friend loves those things too.
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Oh my gosh I love Cadbury eggs and I’ve been craving chocolate all day long but not enough to drag everyone out of the house. When is someone going to start a chocolate delivery service?
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Jen Reply:
March 17th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
I would so LOVE a chocolate delivery service.
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Hmmmm….I don’t like those. I like the cadbury mini eggs.
And I’ve been eating them since CHRISTMAS!!
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LOVE it! You’re a genius. Although I don’t so much love the eggs – they can be a bit too sweet for me.
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This is hilarious. And relatable. (which isn’t a word apparently)
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Haha, very funny . . . you cheap little Floozy
I groan with pleasure when I bite into Chile’s Chocolate Molten cake — ’cause it is just sinful!
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LOVED this! Oh my… laughed so hard… this was so creative and adorable! Lovely job with the challenge! I am also going to link to this post tomorrow in my weekly recap because this was DIVINE!
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Jen Reply:
March 17th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Thanks.
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I feel the same way about The Reese’s Peanut butter eggs. They are the downfall of my life!!! hahah!
Great pictures!
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Okay, that’s it!
I love you more than I did before.
If that’s even possible.
You slay me girl.
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Ooo, love those. I ate an entire 4 pack in one day.
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Uh oh, I’ve been eyeing your man this week in the grocery store. So yummy! Your photos are awesome.
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Never thought a love story could be so hilarious! I had to read it twice. The first time I read too fast because I just wanted to see who or what was the object of your desire. Photos are awesome. Thanks for stopping by my blog today! I’m following you now via GFC. Feel like I’ve tweeted w/u for months but somehow never ended up here. Crazy!
–(yet another) Jen
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I hate those things, but love your love story! The pics are awesome. I think having outside loves is what makes a marriage work!
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Awww.. I love chocolate too.. love your take on the prompt this week.
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Oh my god, Jen!! You are hilarious. And like any good relationship, you end up with something sticky all over your face!! bahahaha Oh I make myself laugh
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Only YOU would write a post about Cadbury eggs! And that last photo?? Oh, did I belly laugh!
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Great pics. I have a similar relationship with Reese’s Eggs. They are better than all other Reese’s products.
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Hahahahaha, gotta love a good chocolate love affair… and cream eggs, oh dear I think I may just have some naughty dreams now!!
~Tabitha
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Haha! This is so me! I LOOOOVE cadbury eggs, but man they make me so sick! I just tried the mini ones this season for the first time and they might be the best of both worlds – delicious but smaller portion = no sickness. UNLESS you eat the whole dozen mini eggs in one sitting! Don’t ask me how I know this…
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I must confess I do not like cream filled eggs, I do not like them Sam I Am.
But I must say your eyes are gorgeous. Beautiful.
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LOL love it!! I feel that way about the Reece’s eggs. They are the best PB to Chocolate ratio of all the Reeces lol.
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Love this! Great post.
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Love it! And they’re my guilty pleasure too.
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I love you. You sure you won’t come to Boston for Bloggy Boot Camp in May?????
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Oh my gosh…hysterical. You had me going for a bit!
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