My Love Story

by Jen on March 17, 2011

Our love was a love like no other. It is full of passion and desire.

He made me happy and completed a need in me that no one else could satisfy.

But there was just one problem with our relationship, it only lasted for a few short weeks every year.

Those weeks were the best of my life

Every year, when the snows began to melts I know that he is getting ready to come back to me.

I begin to feel a pull on my heart that I just can’t ignore.

There is a bubbling in my stomach that makes me giddy.

He is calling to me in a way that only he can.

Sure, I love my husband but this love is something that I can’t explain.

It just happened, I had to give into it. I was powerless to stop it.

I must go to him.

He must be mine.

I just have to have him.

And soon things between us begin to heat up and I can’t stop myself.

I just gotta take him for all he’s worth.

And as usual, I will totally regret it in the morning.

*This post is part of Writer’s Workshop*

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1 Jessica March 17, 2011 at 12:35 am

What a wonderful love story. And it ends with some stuff on your face…

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2 Rachel {at} Mommy Needs a Vacation March 17, 2011 at 12:39 am

Holy shit you are so funny. I finally found something that we disagree about- I can’t stand those things…I can’t even type the name…

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Jen Reply:

I am just going to pretend you didn’t say this.

But don’t worry, I still love you.

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3 Heidi Smith Luedtke March 17, 2011 at 6:50 am

Thanks foe the laughs…I had to hop over from my email to see the pics because I knew they’d be funny!

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4 Crazy Sister March 17, 2011 at 7:01 am

Oh Jen, you’re wicked. Those pictures… so funny!

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Jen Reply:

Oh, wicked. I love it.

Bwhahahahahaha

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5 K March 17, 2011 at 7:12 am

I’m a mini egg girl myself, but I totally get this. Easter candy is so addicting.

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6 Megan (Best of Fates) March 17, 2011 at 9:03 am

I *knew* your true love was going to be Cadbury Cream Eggs.

For he’s my love too.

And I’ve been suspicious he’s been sneaking away to be eaten by some other woman.

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7 Jennifer@ The Mommy Mambo March 17, 2011 at 9:32 am

HAHAAAA!! A Cadbury Orgy! While I can’t actually relate (I can’t stand them) all my men LOVE them. I bought them each one after this weeks baseball game. They are pretty cute in their little package though.

I love that last pic, btw. Priceless.

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8 MommaKiss March 17, 2011 at 9:35 am

OH MY GARAGE, you are killin’ me. That last picture – too much. p.s. ever made cupcakes w/ those inside? pretty much superawesome.

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Jamie Reply:

Seriously!?! In cupcakes? That sounds like heaven…. Please share. Pretty, pretty please. With cadbury eggs on top.

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MommaKiss Reply:

here’s an example – wicked easy – i don’t do the crazy green/jellybean top – just cream cheese frosting. uh huh.

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/04/03/this-morning-i-made-cadbury-creme-egg-cupcakes

this one would work for ya, too:
http://foodproof.com/blogs/view/post/cadbury-cream-egg-filled-chocolate-cupcakes-499

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Jen Reply:

Hot Damn! I need to make these.

9 Jenna @ Newlyweds March 17, 2011 at 9:58 am

Oh girl, I am laughing so hard. I love cadbury eggs too, but the caramel ones, OMG they are the bomb!!!

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10 Natalie March 17, 2011 at 10:04 am

I so love you! And the cadbury eggs too…

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11 Susie's Homemade March 17, 2011 at 10:14 am

You are hilarious!!!

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12 Dana K March 17, 2011 at 12:25 pm

OMG I love Cadbury Porn. HILARIOUS!

(found you through MamaKat’s)

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13 Emmy March 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Oh that last picture! Bahahahaha, I don’t think most of us would be brave enough to post ourselves like that, though I can guarantee I have looked just like that at times :)

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14 Helene March 17, 2011 at 1:50 pm

OMFreakinGosh, you are so damn funny!!! That last pic almost made me pee in my pants.

I feel ya, girlfriend. I love those Cadbury eggs just as much as you do!!!

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15 Pamela (lotsOspermies) March 17, 2011 at 2:09 pm

LOVE LOVE LOVE this post. These pictures are priceless!!!!!!! I also love these scrumptious eggs…the Snicker’s eggs are also to die for. Cadbury in general is the shiz.

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16 Kelly Deneen March 17, 2011 at 3:04 pm

LOL! Here I was going to guess shamrock shakes.

My best friend loves those things too. ;)

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17 Jessica March 17, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Oh my gosh I love Cadbury eggs and I’ve been craving chocolate all day long but not enough to drag everyone out of the house. When is someone going to start a chocolate delivery service?

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Jen Reply:

I would so LOVE a chocolate delivery service.

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18 Connie @ Young and Relentless March 17, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Hmmmm….I don’t like those. I like the cadbury mini eggs.

And I’ve been eating them since CHRISTMAS!!

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19 Mrs. Jen B March 17, 2011 at 4:34 pm

LOVE it! You’re a genius. Although I don’t so much love the eggs – they can be a bit too sweet for me.

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20 Jennifer March 17, 2011 at 4:38 pm

This is hilarious. And relatable. (which isn’t a word apparently)

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21 Georgia Girls March 17, 2011 at 5:01 pm

Haha, very funny . . . you cheap little Floozy :)
I groan with pleasure when I bite into Chile’s Chocolate Molten cake — ’cause it is just sinful!

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22 misty March 17, 2011 at 5:10 pm

LOVED this! Oh my… laughed so hard… this was so creative and adorable! Lovely job with the challenge! I am also going to link to this post tomorrow in my weekly recap because this was DIVINE!

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Jen Reply:

Thanks. :)

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23 Amy March 17, 2011 at 5:26 pm

I feel the same way about The Reese’s Peanut butter eggs. They are the downfall of my life!!! hahah!

Great pictures!

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24 RottenMom March 17, 2011 at 7:24 pm

Okay, that’s it!
I love you more than I did before.
If that’s even possible.
You slay me girl.

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25 Amber March 17, 2011 at 8:51 pm

Ooo, love those. I ate an entire 4 pack in one day.

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26 BalancingMama (Julie) March 17, 2011 at 9:14 pm

Uh oh, I’ve been eyeing your man this week in the grocery store. So yummy! Your photos are awesome. :)

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27 Jennifer G. March 17, 2011 at 9:23 pm

Never thought a love story could be so hilarious! I had to read it twice. The first time I read too fast because I just wanted to see who or what was the object of your desire. Photos are awesome. Thanks for stopping by my blog today! I’m following you now via GFC. Feel like I’ve tweeted w/u for months but somehow never ended up here. Crazy!
–(yet another) Jen

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28 Making It Work Mom March 17, 2011 at 10:12 pm

I hate those things, but love your love story! The pics are awesome. I think having outside loves is what makes a marriage work!

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29 Dominique March 18, 2011 at 12:17 am

Awww.. I love chocolate too.. love your take on the prompt this week.

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30 Mom Went Crazy March 18, 2011 at 10:30 am

Oh my god, Jen!! You are hilarious. And like any good relationship, you end up with something sticky all over your face!! bahahaha Oh I make myself laugh

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31 liz March 18, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Only YOU would write a post about Cadbury eggs! And that last photo?? Oh, did I belly laugh!

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32 Otter March 18, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Great pics. I have a similar relationship with Reese’s Eggs. They are better than all other Reese’s products.

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33 Tabitha Blue March 18, 2011 at 10:39 pm

Hahahahaha, gotta love a good chocolate love affair… and cream eggs, oh dear I think I may just have some naughty dreams now!!

:)
~Tabitha

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34 caitlin March 19, 2011 at 10:48 am

Haha! This is so me! I LOOOOVE cadbury eggs, but man they make me so sick! I just tried the mini ones this season for the first time and they might be the best of both worlds – delicious but smaller portion = no sickness. UNLESS you eat the whole dozen mini eggs in one sitting! Don’t ask me how I know this…

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35 Catherine March 19, 2011 at 11:37 am

I must confess I do not like cream filled eggs, I do not like them Sam I Am.

But I must say your eyes are gorgeous. Beautiful.

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36 mom taxi julie March 19, 2011 at 9:26 pm

LOL love it!! I feel that way about the Reece’s eggs. They are the best PB to Chocolate ratio of all the Reeces lol.

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37 Jennifer March 20, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Love this! Great post.

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38 Leanne March 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm

Love it! And they’re my guilty pleasure too. :)

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39 Sarahviz March 22, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I love you. You sure you won’t come to Boston for Bloggy Boot Camp in May?????

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40 Bethany March 24, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Oh my gosh…hysterical. You had me going for a bit!

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