I am a nurse. I have been for some time and I love my profession. I really, really do. As a nurse, it is my job to take care of people and a lot of times that means taking care of people’s private parts. I often have clean it, put tubes in it and just examine it if it is not functioning correctly.
It has been my experience that women have no issue with this. It is just par for the course, maybe it has something to do with child birth, who knows.
Now men on the other hand, men have a HUGE issue with this. They get all silly and begin to act like little children. They whine and cry when I go near it or start to giggle when I talk about their penis.
It is really no big deal to me. A penis is a penis is a penis. I have seen more penis’ than a stripper in Las Vegas ever will. It is just another part of the body like an arm or toe. I am a professional after all.
Even with that in mind, men just don’t handle this well, especially the older men. They seem to forget that I am a professional and I am not there to judge, rate or compare their penis. It is not like I am going to take one look at it and then run and go tell my friends about it. It really is not that interesting, trust me.
But no matter how I conduct myself, there always has to be the comment. Most men must make a comment about it.
For example:
“Sorry its so small.”
“It used to not look like that, back in the day it was an outstanding specimen.”
“Please don’t laugh.”
“Don’t worry, my equipment hasn’t worked right in years.”
“Bet you have not ever seen one like this before.”
“I don’t even know if I know where to find it.”
“Its been some time since a women was around those parts.”
Now, sure these comments are funny but think about how they are said to me. They are said when I have my hand on or around a penis. It is not a comfortable position to be in the first place and these comments don’t help.
Sometimes I think that men make these comments as a joke, to lighten the tension but all it does is create more tension and make an award experience more award.
Besides, whatever they say, I am not going to respond. I just keep my eyes down and continue working. Its not like I am going to bust out with, “Don’t worry you’re not really all that small. The guy in room 12, now he’s got a small penis. And the guy in room 21 is hung like a horse.”
I would never say those things in front of a patient. I am going to save those comments for the break room where we sit around and compare all the penis’ that we have seen.
Because we have nothing better to talk about.
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