When I was a little girl, I used to love to watch the Miss America pageant.
I actually dreamed of one day being Miss America but because I was never able to stay tan, sing opera and the batons that I twirled always hit me in the head, I gave up this dream.
But I never really let it go.
Now that I am older and all my important body parts have gone south, I think my chances of ever competing or winning for that matter are gone so I have shifted my focus.
Thanks to Toddlers and Tiaras, I think that Claire would make a perfect beauty queen.
Claire has plenty of sass and when it suits her can channel her inner diva that will put Whitney Houston to shame.
Also, she looks really good in a tiara and a fake tan.
All I got to say is look is out pageant world because here we come.
And as for all those pageant moms, I ain’t scared because my hollering and support dancing of my daughter’s routine has been known to make people cry.
Claire is absolutely ADORABLE!!! Once again I can count on you for a smile! You MI gals really now how to rock the joint!! Keep ‘em coming!
Phyllis´s last [type] ..Final Farewell – A blessing during tragic times
oh boy…I can just picture you as a pageant mom!! ha!!! you’d be the pageant mom i’d want to hang with – making fun of all the other kids and moms! lol!
Barbara Manatee´s last [type] ..Whose Birthday is It Anyways
She is a doll baby. I would vote for her
Angel´s last [type] ..Memoir Monday with Travis old age removes the filter on the brain in case ya didnt know
Oh yeah – she’s definitely got the look! Right down to the simpering lash flutter, lol!
She is so freakin’ cute but I know you and can read through your sarcasm. You would NEVER subject her to that! Plus during pageant times, you have way better things to do like….drink wine and tweet.
Rachel {at} Mommy Needs a Vacation´s last [type] ..Because Everyone Needs to Let Loose Once in Awhile
Is my sarcasm, really that obvious?
And yes, I have much, much better things to do than be at all those pageants. You know like anything else.
She’s totally a contender. Precious girl!! And I’m guessing she has WAY more brains than some of the other girls, so she’d completely blow ‘em out of the water!!!
Elaine´s last [type] ..Have Your Cake and Read It Too
Hmmm, she looks awfully sweet and those T&T children are demons. DEMONS, I tell you. “Pageant-crack”, energy-drink sucking evil.
I may have seen the show once or twice. Ahem.
Also? You don’t qualify as a pageant mom because you have some sort of grip on sanity.
Sorry to burst your bubble!
Thank you for bringing me back down to reality. Sometimes I need that.
You are too funny! She would make the perfect queen with you behind her:-)
What little girl *doesn’t* rock a fake tan?
Megan (Best of Fates)´s last [type] ..What Was David Hyde Pierce Thinkin’
She is adorable!
I used to LOVE watching the pageant when I was a kid. When it was down to the last three I had to leave the room and cover my ears at the suspense of it all.
Just stopping by from SITS to say hello!
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I think it is probably a lot more fun to play pageant queen than to actually be a pageant queen.
Jennifer´s last [type] ..The baby monitor
It’s all fun and games till some little girl looses a fake nail!!
She is adorable!
Heather´s last [type] ..A Mid-Summer Days Panic
Oh, yes, please! Would love to see you on the show! LOL
You should get one of those home spray tanners and get her used to being orange.
Connie @ Young and Relentless´s last [type] ..The Bachelor Brad- Shut Up and Kiss Me
I would love to see you with those pageant moms. You’d tell them where to stick it!
Mrs.Mayhem´s last [type] ..The Wonder of a Child
Oh that show makes me sick! I cannot believe what they put those girls through. It is one thing when they are older and choose to do pageant, but as toddlers?? and they way they dress them!! Ugh
Emmy´s last [type] ..What Matters Most
You are so dead on. She would be THE BEST beauty contest girl ever. ; )
Life with Kaishon´s last [type] ..We say ‘I love you’ a lot
Love this! And yeah, I could totally be a pagent mom! If only my husband would let me spend $1,500 on a pagent dress! Oh, and with two girls I better get 2 dresses! Anyone have an extra $3,000 laying around?
Dolli-Mama´s last [type] ..Bits and Pieces of Wonderful
What a doll! She was obviously born to wear a tiara!
Mrs. Jen B´s last [type] ..Bliss at Home 11
We watched some of that show last night!
Disturbing!
And? Most of those little girls were ugly.
tulpen´s last [type] ..Shit Uncle Rusty Has Said
She’s adorable!
I wouldn’t mind natural pageants but the ones where makeup is caked on and suggestive dancing is performed by kids under 5 scare me.