When I was a little girl, I used to love to watch the Miss America pageant.
I actually dreamed of one day being Miss America but because I was never able to stay tan, sing opera and the batons that I twirled always hit me in the head, I gave up this dream.
But I never really let it go.
Now that I am older and all my important body parts have gone south, I think my chances of ever competing or winning for that matter are gone so I have shifted my focus.
Thanks to Toddlers and Tiaras, I think that Claire would make a perfect beauty queen.
Claire has plenty of sass and when it suits her can channel her inner diva that will put Whitney Houston to shame.
Also, she looks really good in a tiara and a fake tan.
All I got to say is look is out pageant world because here we come.
And as for all those pageant moms, I ain’t scared because my hollering and support dancing of my daughter’s routine has been known to make people cry.